So I live in the southern rocky mountains of Canada, I was in bed the other night when I saw a small scurrying shadow out of the corner of my eye and being australian naturally went into beast mode and sprang out of bed faster then Britain from the EU. I found the source of the shadow to be a small spider(95% sure it was a barn funnel weaver) approx 2cm in diameter. So naturally being an australian that grew up on a farm decided to deliver it from this world to the next(pretty next time it will make better life choices). What I'm slightly intrigued about is that the place on my bed where it met its demise, it decided to leave some jus de araignée on the sheet. Being early morning and tired as I was, I decided to clean the sheets in the morning. Upon the arrival of the first rays of sun (1pm), I decided to farewell the memory of said spider by removing all traces of it from my life only to discover that where it met its said demise, the jus of the spider melted the sheet!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell is inside of this hell spawn that causes that to happen????????
From a curious yet slightly bewildered protagonist.